I thought it would be fun for Marlin Maniac to catch up with our favorite Miami Marlins tweeter, and catch some of his hilarious tweets during the week. Every Sunday, we will have this segment to catch up with our favorite entertainer on the Marlins.
Here is a look at some of Logan Morrison’s tweets from this past week.
Im convinced my moral compass is solar powered because it never seems to work after dark… #NoHomoJustLoMo
— Logan Morrison (@LoMoMarlins) May 18, 2012
Just stay the hell away from South Beach, buddy, and we all should be alright.
— Logan Morrison (@LoMoMarlins) May 17, 2012
Dude, Logan, I am pretty sure every man in America feels the same way!
I just saw a husky man going fucking ballistic on a vending machine. Not sure if me chirping “get that honey bun Boyeee” helped or not…
— Logan Morrison (@LoMoMarlins) May 20, 2012
Be nicer to Heath Bell next time!
Im going 2 pay the priest who marries me (one day in a galaxy far far away) 2 add 2 the vows”everything u say can & will be used against u”
— Logan Morrison (@LoMoMarlins) May 21, 2012
Ah, the beauty of marriage!
— Logan Morrison (@LoMoMarlins) May 25, 2012
Is he referring to the former Leo Nunez’s success of dodging the police when using a false name? If he is, I hope he realized Leo was caught eventually.
Well, we are now all caught up on Logan Morrison’s tweets! Join us again next week so we can have some more laughs with the funniest first baseman/left fielder in baseball!