Geoff ParkinsGeoff Parkins

Geoff grew up in Simi Valley, California and Vienna, Virginia. As a child, he listened to Vin Scully calling Dodger games on an AM radio, and learned to love the O's, even through the bad years. After a thirty-year hiatus from baseball, his son's enthusiasm for the game has brought him back to the world of men playing a boy's game. Geoff plays in the local men's league, despite knees that sound like popcorn popping. By day, he is the Government contracts manager for a South Florida marine electrical firm, writing technical proposals and managing projects. Despite the Dodger Blue in his veins and a fondness for number 8, he is a dedicated Marlins fan, through good years and bad. He counts himself lucky that he didn't relocate to a city that recognizes the Designated Hitter.

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New Marlins Owner: Jeffrey Steinloria-Jones

                        There has been considerable wailing and gnashing of teeth here in Miami since the Marlins started their “Fire sale?…Read More

Stanton Rumors: Fear vs. Wishful Thinking

There is an element of Kabuki theater surrounding the fate of Giancarlo Stanton.  On one hand, there are ballclubs across the country aching to add the 23-year-old slugger to their rosters.  Their fan…Read More

Reprehensible

Earlier this past season, I resolved to keep a positive outlook for the Marlins when the news of the Anibal Sanchez/Omar Infante trade hit the wires. Hot on the heels of that move came the news that Hanley…Read More

DoY Award Winner Announced by Marlin Maniac!

  The vote has been tallied, and the Marlin Maniac is ready to announce the Douchebag of the Year award.  This brand-new, just-invented prize was created to recognize the single most memorable piece…Read More

Bad Decisions and Thin Skin

  “Et tu, Brute” said Julius Caesar to the man that decided that he knew what was best for Rome, and Ozzie Guillen has taken a shiv to the ribs in the form of a plane ticket and a public firing. Larry…Read More

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Bye, bye Heath Bell…We hardly knew you.

  The Marlins have sent albatross Heath Bell to Arizona in a 3-way deal that leaves the Fish with…Read More

Why Was 2012 So Bad For the Marlins? Part I: Hitting

    Big trades, big payroll, big names.  The buzz at the start of this season was that the…Read More

Fire Up the Stove

    It’s official.  The rumor season has started for the Marlins.  Last night and this…Read More

Miami Slips Out of the News

  The various playoffs have mostly settled themselves out, and the Cinderella seasons for Baltimore,…Read More

Stat Recap for 2012

      <bitterness on>   The Fish finally took the 2012 season out to the South…Read More

Fans, The Press, and Ozzie

  This season, like so many uncomfortable events in our lives, has finally passed. Now we can go…Read More

High Point of the Season

    Well, the Marlins finally beat R.A. Dickey, his knuckleball, and the Mets. In fact, in…Read More

Brantly Drives in Game-Winning RBI

    Issuing two walks and two strikeouts in a no-earned-run 5-inning appearance last night,…Read More

Slight Lineup Change

    The Palm Beach Post’s Joe Capozzi reports that Josh Johnson’s season is done, and…Read More

Winter Story Schedule

  There are three games left to the 2012 season, and barring the Adam Greenberg vs. R.A. Dickey…Read More

Preview: Mets at Marlins to Close the Year

    Tomorrow, the Mets arrive to put a three-game series cap on the ugly Marlins season. Josh…Read More

Recap: Another Loss to the Phillies

    The Marlins lost again to the Phillies in a day game today.  Cole Hamels only gave up…Read More

Who Earned a Starting Job for Next Year?

    The Marlins, in their struggles this year, brought up a number of players in an effort…Read More

Two Wishes

                              If…Read More

4 Games to Go, and the AL is Still a Tossup

  I didn’t think this year could top last season’s wild single day season-settler, but the…Read More