Ozzie Guillen

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DoY Award Winner Announced by Marlin Maniac!

  The vote has been tallied, and the Marlin Maniac is ready to announce the Douchebag of the Year award.  This brand-new, just-invented prize was created to recognize the single most memorable piece…Read More

Bad Decisions and Thin Skin

  “Et tu, Brute” said Julius Caesar to the man that decided that he knew what was best for Rome, and Ozzie Guillen has taken a shiv to the ribs in the form of a plane ticket and a public firing. Larry…Read More

Miami Slips Out of the News

  The various playoffs have mostly settled themselves out, and the Cinderella seasons for Baltimore, Washington, and Oakland have come to a close as the Giants and Cardinals duke out the NLCS and…Read More

Fans, The Press, and Ozzie

  This season, like so many uncomfortable events in our lives, has finally passed. Now we can go about the business of figuring out how to make sure we do everything we can to make sure that it doesn’t…Read More

Guillen’s Crucifixion

    So the manager’s merry-go-round is spinning, and in an effort to stir as many pots as possible, the mainstream sporting press is in full hysteria mode trying to paint Ozzie Guillen as…Read More

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Leadership and Discipline

    Regular readers will have figured out that I’m a book and movie junkie, so here’s…Read More

The Heath Bell Flap, Part Two

    Fans of W.E.B. Griffin’s potboiler series on the WWII-era Marine Corps will remember…Read More

The Heath Bell Flap, Part One

    In the visiting clubhouse before yesterday’s game in Atlanta, Greg Dobbs closed the…Read More

Series Preview: Q&A with the head Chicken Friar

      To continue a long-standing tradition, I conducted an email interview with Justin,…Read More

Marlins Trade Struggling Hanley Ramirez to the Dodgers

After much speculation, sources say that the Miami Marlins have consummated a trade with the Los Angeles…Read More

The Marlins Need Hitters, So They Trade For…Pitchers?!?!

          With league lows in hitting statistics, the Marlins just traded Hanley…Read More

Monday Morning Coffee Links

      Good Morning!  On the last day of the series with the Nationals, I thought a look…Read More

Overcoming Adversity

  So, the Marlins lost again last night, 5-2. No news there.  Zero. Zip. Nada.  It is, after…Read More

Three Cheers for the Bullpen!

  The Miami Marlins gave up five hits last night.  They went scoreless for nine innings, and Jose…Read More

Time for a Trip to the Woodshed

      Call it what you will: a wall-to-wall counseling session, a ride in the truck,…Read More

Memo to the Marlins: Forget the ATL Series

If there is one message the Miami Marlins need to take from the Atlanta series, it’s: FORGET IT…Read More

The Marlins are fishy..

What’s up Marlin Maniac! First of all I would like to apologize for my lack of posting lately.…Read More

Wanted: Base Hits

  Without Fixing Hitting,  the Marlins are in Trouble   Last night, the Marlins’ MLB-trailing…Read More

Who’s Hot, Who’s Not

This winning feel’s good doesn’t it?! So far in the month of May, the Miami Marlins are undefeated…Read More

Miami Marlins: Home Win Just What The Doctor Ordered

The Miami Marlins have had a rough first week of the season, but returning home to an extra inning win…Read More