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Sep 24, 2014; Miami, FL, USA; Miami Marlins left fielder Christian Yelich (21) collides into Philadelphia Phillies first baseman Ryan Howard (6) during the first inning at Marlins Ballpark. Mandatory Credit: Steve Mitchell-USA TODAY Sports

Christian Yelich: Grow a beard

Christian Yelich is 23-years old, entering his second full-season in the majors, and is coming off an impressive 4.3 fWAR season in 2014. What more could he want?

How about maybe being able to get into a bar and buy some alcohol?

For this Yelich needs to find a remedy for his baby face. What better than a beard for Yelich’s troubles? A beard could definetly get Yelich more respect when he enters a bar without everyone wondering if he’s actually even old enough to be there.

I recommend this for what his beard should look like:

Feb 23, 2014; Maryvale, AZ, USA; Milwaukee Brewers Outfielder

Kevin Mattison

has his portrait taken during photo day at Maryvale Baseball Park in Maryvale Arizona. Mandatory Credit: Lance Iversen-USA TODAY Sports

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