Miami Marlins 2015 promotional giveaways have something for everyone

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Jun 2, 2014; Miami, FL, USA; Tampa Bay Rays shortstop

Yunel Escobar

(11) forces out Miami Marlins right fielder Giancarlo Stanton (27) at second base during the sixth inning at Marlins Ballpark. Mandatory Credit: Steve Mitchell-USA TODAY Sports

April 12 vs. Rays — Marlins 2015 calendar (First 10,000 fans)

I don’t think I’ve owned a traditional physical calendar in like eight years, but if I were to attend this game I would definitely hang this on my wall. I imagine it’s going to be one of those where each month features a photo of a different player, but if I’m the Marlins I’m just using a different picture of Giancarlo Stanton each month. For example, my January would have to be:

Mandatory Credit: ESPN

I kid, I kid. Stop looking at me like that.