Miami Marlins 2015 promotional giveaways have something for everyone

Sep 2, 2014; Miami, FL, USA; A general view of the New York Mets during batting practice before a game against the Miami Marlins at Marlins Ballpark. Mandatory Credit: Steve Mitchell-USA TODAY Sports

June 14 vs. Rockies — Marlins Recyclable Grocery Tote Bag (All fans)

Every time I go to Publix I get there and realize I once again left my recyclable grocery bag at home. Maybe I should just keep it in my car, you might say? Don’t tell me how to live my life.

This promotion is for all the Marlins fans out there who are trying to go green. It’s a great choice to make; plastic bags are annoying, and who uses paper bags anymore? Seriously, when was the last time the bagger asked you “paper or plastic, sir, or ma’am?” and you responded with an emphatic, “Paper, my good sir!”

I also just remembered I have a pile of like 40 plastic bags buried under my kitchen sink that I swore I would use one day. Maybe it’s time to throw those out.