James C. Etzbach Jr.James C. Etzbach Jr.

Husband, Dad, Gamer, IT professional, Georgia Southern Eagle, and huge fan of the 1997 and 2003 World Champion Miami Marlins.

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Game Recap: Miami Marlins vs San Diego Padres: You Stay Classy, San Diego

Today’s game features Marlins’ Ricky Nolasco vs the Padres’ Jason Marquis   It’s a Wednesday businessman’s special game taking place at Petco Park in San Diego.  Today’s…Read More

Series Preview: Miami Marlins vs Philadelphia Phillies

The Marlins will open up a four-game series against the Phillies at Citizens Bank Ballpark tonight.  Game one of the series begins tonight at 7:05.  The Marlins come in with an 8-20 season record but…Read More

Game Recap: Miami Marlins vs New York Mets: Fish go on a Winning Streak

Tonight’s game features Marlins hurler Kevin Slowey vs Mets Jeremy Hefner It’s Twitter Tuesday and today’s game features several references to the previous night’s game lengthy…Read More

Game Recap: Miami Marlins pound Washington Nationals, 8-2

Here’s how this game went:  The Washington Nationals Dan Haren vs. The Miami Marlins Alex Sanabia. First Inning: Nothing; Second Inning: Nothing; Third Inning: Nothing. Fourth Inning: For the…Read More

Tonight’s Game Recap: Crap, We are Playing the Braves

My hatred of the Braves is well documented.  You can read about it here.  The fact that I live in Atlanta and am forced, because of ridiculous blackout restrictions, to listen to the Braves announcers,…Read More

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Game Recap: Miami Marlins Offense Explodes Against The New York Mets

One thing I learned from tonight’s Marlins game: At least we don’t look like Smurfs, and…Read More

Game Recap: Miami Marlins vs Washington Nationals

Marlins Lineup today vs Nats LF Pierre, 3B Polanco, RF Stanton, 1B Dobbs, CF Ruggiano, C Brantly, 2B…Read More

SyPhillies: The Silent Killer

There has been an epidemic sweeping through South Philadelphia for several years now.  That epidemic…Read More

Game Recap: Tweets From Last Night’s Marlins-Braves Game

Nothing makes me happier than when the Miami Marlins beat the Atlanta Braves on their own turf like we…Read More

Marlins Sweep Giants: Take the final series game 3-2

Oh how I wish we could play the San Francisco Giants more often.  The Miami Marlins have owned the Giants…Read More

Yes, We Suck Again!

Currently, the Miami Marlins rank 15th in the National League in runs scored.  Only the Pittsburgh Pirates…Read More

If History is any Indication, Ozzie has a Long Road Ahead, Good Luck, We are all Counting on You

By now we all know the details and the punishment received by Miami Marlins manager Ozzie Guillen for…Read More

Ozzie Loves Fidel, Likes to “Get Drunk and Go to Sleep” on Road Trips, Enjoys Yelling FIRE! in Crowded Theaters

Marlins manager and media darling Ozzie Guillen is the gift that keeps on giving.  According to the…Read More

ITS ALIVE!….KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!

The new Miami Marlins Home-run feature works now.  Behold:       Did anyone else eagerly…Read More

The Petey and LoMo Show: The story so far…..

Hey gang, it’s been a while since we last caught up with the latest antics of your favorite Miami…Read More

Miami Marlins President David Sampson Shoves Umbrella Up Keister of Miami, then Proceeds to Open It

They say that short men have inferiority complexes. Miami Marlins president David Sampson added to that…Read More

Miami Marlins:The Petey and LoMo Show

Meet Petey (Bryan Petersen) & LoMo (Logan Morrison); two Miami Marlins outfielders with a common…Read More

Update: Miami Marlins to be featured on Showtime’s “The Franchise”

That’s right folks, get ready to be entertained.  Your Miami Marlins have been selected to be…Read More

How does one do a, “LoMo?”

A new craze has swept over the nation the likes of which has not been seen since the Macarena, or the…Read More

Scenes from Marlins Park

We are all eagerly awaiting the start of the 2012 baseball season. As you all know the Marlins will be…Read More